Leave It to Teavers
June Teaver: Wally, where are you going?
Wally Teaver: I'm going over to the rally to slur Hussein Obama.
June Teaver: That's no way to talk, this is Sunday.
Wally Teaver: You're right, I'll wait 'til tomorrow and slur him in the cafeteria.
Wally Teaver: Gee Dad, how come you know so much about Socialists?
Ward Teaver: Well, Wally, as unbelievable as it may seem they did have Socialists in my younger days.
Wally Teaver: Nixon?
Ward Teaver: It's that friend of Beaver's. You know, the one who always talks like he was just frightened by something.
June Teaver: Glenn Beck?
Ward Teaver: That's it.
Theodore “Beaver” Teaver: How come Obama's such a creepy guy?
Wally Teaver: He’s a Communist.
Wally Teaver: Did Obama hit ya?
Glenn Beck: No.
Wally Teaver: Did he arrest ya?
Glenn Beck: No.
Wally Teaver: Then why ya cryin'?
Glenn Beck: Sometimes things get so messed up, crying is the only thing you can do.
Wally Teaver: Boy, Beaver, wait'll the guys find out you voted for a Democrat. They'll really give you the business.
Theodore “Beaver” Teaver: But gee, Wally, you voted for Democrats and the guys don't give you the business.
Wally Teaver: Well, that's because I'm in high school. You can do a lot of stuff in high school without getting the business.
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Wally Teaver: Obama is a pure socialist and on the verge of communism.
Theodore “Beaver” Teaver: Gee Wally, that's swell.
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Theodore “Beaver” Teaver: Hey Wally, I carried a sign that reads “You're a president, not a dictator. Go back to Kenya” to the Tea Party rally.
Wally Teaver: What a dumb thing to do. I bet you wouldn't have done anything like this if Mom and Dad were here.
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