Anti-theses on Feuerbach

I

Oprah is the last Young Hegelian.

II

Feuerbach’s The Essence of Christianity is philosophical Zoloft for the religiously depressed.

III

Sarah Palin refutes the idea that Man’s consciousness is infinite.

IV

Cats take our species as the object of their consciousness.

V

Negative dialectics: Americans project all of their worst predicates onto their politicians. The politicians project them back onto Americans with great accuracy.

VI

The collection plate turns Men into Brutes.

VII

Obligatory monotheism.

VIII

Continental philosophers have only interpreted the world. Analytic philosophers chop up the interpretations into sentences.